so. my blister is FINALLY better. i’m still rockin’ a pimp limp– but now it’s just my God given swagger– HOLLA.
this saturday i’ll be running 5 miles and i only have one goal– to defend my street cred. yes, in my world i have mad cred with at least 4 or 5 peeps– and this whole “baby beat down” is putting said cred to the test. i have to face the truth– being taken down by a toddler once is sad– twice is grounds for mockery. so, my goal this weekend in the wee hours of the morning will be to take out every baby momma with a stroller i see. i will have no mercy. their cute faces will not sway me– they’ll only make me more determined to TAKE THEM DOWN.
yes. i know. this shows a weakness in my character. i should be able to cheer on the young mom willing to get out alone with her baby and run. solidarity and all that.
i promise that will come– after i kick some tiny baby booty.